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We present to you a gorgeous range of adult books to buy at Amazon books online - Amazon.co.uk. Moon phase journals, Puzzle, colouring and activity books, Habit trackers, Blank unlined notebooks and more..... all with saucy titles to make you giggle. You're welcome
From just £4.99 for paperbacks to £10.99 for most hardcovers.
*** Warning***
Not for the shy or politically correct
Give the Gift of Laughter
ADULT ACTIVITY BOOK
To keep your brain healthy and active, we give you this hilariously filthy adult activity book with puzzles and other mind fuckery.
This is no ordinary activity book. It is a soufflé of sauciness, a vista of vulgarity! You're welcome.
INCLUDES
- kinky mazes
- naughty never ever have I...
- saucy spot the....In the car, office, plane etc
- filthy Jokes
- titillating tongue twisters
- cunning crossword puzzles
- inspirational and politically incorrect quotes
- x-rated word searches
- magic eye sorcery
- songs made silly
- wicked wordoku
- cursing sign language
- cocky colouring in
- daring dot to dots... and more!
over 100 pages of stuff to make you blush
If you're not shy about sexual references and curse words, then THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU!
Perfect for travel, a gift for a friend's birthday, hen and stag dos, holidays, and when you just want to get away from your phone for five bloody minutes.
Warning: Please be aware that this book contains very adult content, and will have you in stitches.
Available at Amazon.co.uk from £6.99
HABIT TRACKER
Daily Habit Tracker: Habit Tracking Notebook
This no fuss, simple as fuck habit tracker is what you need to get focused, stay focused and achieve success.
Whatever habits you are working on, keep yourself accountable and use this notebook to help you reach your goals.
You can bloody do this!
Features
- How to set SMART goals and convert them into habits
- Undated monthly charts
- Space to track up to 17 habits
- Pocket size notebook
- 100 pages
- Quality white paper
- Funny matte cover
Ideas for habits you can track
- Cuntemplate (practice gratitude)
- Own your shit (don’t lie)
- Stay alive, asshole (don’t text and drive)
- Don’t give a toss… (all day)
- Buff the muffin and giggles (practice self-care)
- Quit buggering around (stay focussed)
- Suck on that (don’t smoke/vape/eat boiled sweets)
- Toss the TV (no bingeing)
- Fuck-a-doodle-do (be creative)
- Polish the pearl (clean up)
- Go to sodding bed! (get 7-9hrs)
- Spanking good random acts of kindness (3)
- Work your little ass off (don’t procrastinate)
- Don’t be a fat/aloof twat (exercise/spend quality time with loved ones)
- Moisten that minge (hydrate)
- Zionks! (don’t swear)
But seriously…A habit is a behaviour pattern that is repeated regularly and subconsciously; it is learned through repetition and can be changed or broken if needed. Healthy habits are ones that benefit your physical, mental, and emotional well-being. But they aren’t miracles, and they don’t show up overnight – they can be difficult to develop and often require changing your mindset. According to research, it takes a person between 18 and 254 days to create and form a habit, depending on the habit. On top of that, it takes roughly 66 days for that new habit to become automatic and be fully implemented in one’s routine.
We have all likely heard the phrase “old habits die hard,” which represents the difficulty and challenge of breaking negative habits, but breaking bad routines isn’t entirely impossible. Just like all good things, change will take time.
Here are the top 5 benefits of implementing healthy habits in your everyday life.
**Controls Weight
**Improves Mood
**Increases Longevity
**Boosts Energy
**Combats Disease
The bottom line
Give yourself time and set realistic (look up SMART) goals on what you want to achieve. Start small. Once you start building a routine filled with these healthy habits, your life may improve drastically.
Use this simple tracker to help you keep on course.
Fuck yeah, you can do this!
Available at Amazon books online - Amazon.co.uk from £6.99
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MOON PHASE JOURNAL
Are you ready to tap into the ancient wisdom of the moon and harness its power to transform your life? Introducing our moon phase journal, a powerful tool that will help you connect with the lunar cycles and unlock a deeper understanding of yourself and the universe.
Here are the incredible benefits of using our moon phase journal:
1. Align with natural rhythms: The moon has been revered for centuries as a symbol of divine guidance and cyclical energy. By tracking the moon phases in your journal, you can align yourself with the natural rhythms of the universe, helping you feel more balanced and in harmony with the cosmic flow.
2. Set powerful intentions: Throughout history, people have used the moon's energy to manifest their desires and goals. With our moon phase journal, you can tap into this ancient practice by setting powerful intentions during each moon phase, amplifying your intentions and bringing them into reality.
3. Track personal growth: As you journal alongside the moon phases, you'll gain an insightful perspective on your emotional, mental, and spiritual journey. Witness your personal growth and transformation unfold as you reflect on each phase of the moon and how it corresponds to your own experiences.
4. Enhance self-awareness: The moon's energy affects us on a deep level, and keeping a moon phase journal allows you to cultivate self-awareness with each cycle. Notice patterns in your emotions, energy levels, and intuitive abilities as they ebb and flow with the moon's influence.
5. Deepen spiritual practice: Explore and deepen your spiritual practice with the guidance of the moon. Use your journal to record your thoughts, insights, and rituals during each phase, creating a sacred space for reflection, gratitude, and connection with your higher self.
6. Improve manifestation skills: Utilize the moon's energy to amplify your manifestation skills. By aligning your intentions with specific moon phases, you can harness the lunar power to manifest your dreams, attract abundance, and create positive change in your life.
7. Connect with a supportive community: Join a community of like-minded individuals who are also using moon phase journals. Share your experiences, insights, and revelations with others who understand and appreciate the transformative power of the moon's energy.
8. Embrace a holistic approach: Our moon phase journal encourages a holistic approach to life, reminding you of the interconnectedness of your inner world with the larger universe. Nurture your mind, body, and spirit as you navigate the moon's cycles and the changes they bring.
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Give the gift of giggles.
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